IF YOUR CHILD IS A J-ROCK FAN (So true, and my mom should have read this sucha long time ago)
The pictures hanging next to their beds are not girls. They may look like girls but THEY'RE GUYS.!
When your child shows you a picture of their favorite JRock singer, don't instantly assume it's a girl, it probably isn't. (Many JRockers and Visual Kei people are quite feminine)
When you walk into their room and they instantly minimize the window on the computer they are on, it's for your own good and eyesight.
Don't insult their favorite JRocker. Many parents have crossed this IMPORTANT LINE so DON'T CROSS IT!
Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk about anything but Japan.
Be prepared to learn things about something you never wanted to learn about.
To your child a man in a dress is sexy no matter what and there is nothing you can say or do about it. It also, does not mean they are necessarily gay.
It doesn't matter if your child doesn't knows what the singer is saying so don't bother to argue with them about it.
If you listen through your kid's door(which you shouldn't be) and you hear a mix of sounds and music that sounds like Russian and Ancient Greek, don't worry it's just a JRocker singing in English. It's actually called Engrish (Yes It's spelled right)
Your kid may start speaking oddly like this: Kawaii(cute), lie (no) and hai (yes) kyaaa (emotional positive outburst) and nyan (meow. Don't worry it may get annoying but you will get used to it.
When you see two males (like maybe JRockers) kissing (THEY AREN'T GAY) you should go Kyaaa! It's called FANSERVICE.
For their birthdays get them some visual kei/JRock stuff off of Ebay. It will work wonders.
If you want them to worship you, buy them a plane ticket to Japan or buy them some concert tickets. (They have to be Jrock concerts though, of course!)